cotch

to relax in style

gorgeous ladies sitting in a sunny lounge enjoying the after effects of the celebrity yoga diet

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.

"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"

by jakis February 24, 2008

Cotch Flex

A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.

That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.

by Anonymous792 March 31, 2009

cotchblock

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.

#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.

by wimwiblin September 5, 2012

cotch syrup

a shot or drink that is almost definately going to make you throw up.

" ah dude you just had another tequila, that stuff is cotch syrup man!"

by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013

Cotch

• To slumber in a cheeky manner, for example after eating bare Nandos, or after Netflix and Chill

"Oi cuz u awake?"
"Nah I'm cotching"
"Safe"

by $ir October 16, 2015

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016