cockleach

A man or woman that enjoys giving oral sex to a male

That womans a great cockleach

by Marky Bizzle October 5, 2006

Cockless Fadger

A person with no phallous whom is forced to fadge.
Derogatory, shouted loudly in an insult contest to counter such painful insults such as "Your Mum" and "Your Face"

You cockless fadger!
Hey did you hear steve kirby is a cockless fadger?!
Your mum's a cockless fadger from hell and she licks small children.

by Muffinator September 23, 2005

cockle

The wobbly fat hanging from ones chin be it an animal or human.

Woah dude did you see that chicks ass.
Nahh man I wouldn't she's got a cockle
Ahh, gross!!

by MizzGrawr March 1, 2011

cockleech

david horseman

david horseman is bill clintons cockleech

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

Cockle

When someone ejaculates down another persons throat, and when they laugh, it crackles because of the semen in her/his throat.

Dude my girlfriend was giving me oral then I jizzed in her throat and she had a major cockle.

by MegaQueef December 21, 2009

online cockfest

when you check who's online and there are only guys online

Scott: Hey, whats up Tanner what you doing?
Tanner: I'm on Myspace
Scott: Oh cool, hey check who's online
Tanner: Ok
Scott: Dude it's an online cockfest!

by ChivaMex408 June 27, 2009