fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Buzz-Cluck

A spicy saturday night ritual involving tabasco sauce, lots of ranch dressing, and six dudes in a circle chewin' and jerkin' chicken on a table

I wasn't sure how much to tip the guy for buzz-clucking 'cause he paid for the sauce

by Riley "Hella Ugly" Cluckerwood August 6, 2011

Hand Cluck

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.

That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Buck Cluck

A mighty acorns baseball legend of Oakey Oaks also known as Buck ‘Ace’ Cluck. He has a New York accent. He’s always disappointed in his son and can’t keep on telling everyone how embarrassed he is that his son keeps on making ‘one little slip’ about the sky falling. However he does like Plan B.

All around he is the man, the myth, the legend BUCK CLUCK!

Chicken little messes up
Buck Cluck:’I can’t tell you how embarrassed I am’

Chicken Little hits a home run
Buck Cluck:’THATS MY SON!’

Oh is that Buck Ace Cluck the Mighty Acorns Legend?!

by Mr. Waternoose March 30, 2020

Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.

We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.

by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

what the cluck

To replace what the f**k

What the cluck, this is a load of crap!

by Chesney allan April 17, 2008

fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

by wasamada-u July 31, 2008