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Cum clot

A cum clot is thick stringy cum that is found in a bathtub drain after a crusty man takes a shower
Bruh I went into the shower after my uncle and I saw a cum clot in the drain
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
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cum clot

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.
Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020
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Cunt Clot

noun - a group, consisting of three or more persons, who are each individually acting like a giant cunt.
I was at my son’s soccer game, when a giant cunt clot emerged from a Mercedes-Benz SUV, talking badly about other player’s mothers.
by CumOnFeet November 16, 2022
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snot clot

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).
She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.
by TZ January 7, 2005
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pot clot

Any dump that requires more than one flush; the toilet killer.
"Dude i just took a major pot clot, look i got a pic!"
by Bladebird August 17, 2007
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Clit Clot

(n.) The Clit Clot is a Zulu sexual maneuver studied only recently by Western anthropologists in the past decade. When observed, many it could be described as a "...banging of the drums, the rhythm of the coming war. It starts the primal urges, causing the vaginal juice to flow." The act itself appears similar to the Donkey Punch in theory, however in practice, the hunter faces his vulnerable victim, and the punch is targeted at the mainframe of the female: the clit. Clitoris.
Lady Gaga requested a Clit Clot.
by chewable September 2, 2010
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blood clot

stems from blood cloth. blood cloth meaning a tampon. when calling someone a blood clat you are indeed calling them a tampon. so watch those foul mouths.
oi blud clut why on earth are you being so darned annoying! i hope we can put this behind us and instead be friends.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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