Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005

cloverleaf

The sexual gang-banging of a male unicorn by a party of four, at least two of whom are male. The unicorn penetrates two individuals, one with horn and one with penis, while being penetrated, in turn, orally and anally.

The term derives from a cloverleaf on a freeway that features at least two on-ramps and two off-ramps — Two points of entry, two points of exit.

We had only been playing Dungeons & Dragons for about half an hour before the whole party forgot its quest and started cloverleafing the hell out of a Unicorn.

by Jerry Gygax November 14, 2011

Leafy clone

The term “leafy clone” is a slur used against commentary Youtubers.

It originated in the year 2016. When a popular YouTuber known as “leafy is here“ blew up. The term was used against many people who made that style of content.

“Dumpy is a leafy clone”

“ scorpyvzn is a leafy clone”

“Cyrus is a leafy clone”

by Commentary heads May 4, 2022

Choner

Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.

Gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and BAM girl reaches a state of erotic tension.
ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, fuck Me like a schoolgirl.

by supa jew April 17, 2009

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005

coonery

Pejorative term to describe behavior that is seen as unbecoming of African-Americans.

Examples of people who engage in coonery: T-Pain, Soulja Boy, Crips, Bloods (gangbangers in general),DMX, Hurricane Chris, all the black reality stars on VH-1, etc

by pops87 September 26, 2009

closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005