Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.
I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole
by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025
Get the Clitty Clutchermug. The sexual action between two female partners. Whereas both conduct sexual acts using their vaginas.
by GYGOMD Master April 20, 2021
Get the Rubbing clittysmug. Girl, you need to change your litter box, your clitty litter is getting on the floor, making a mess.
by Heidi Hoe 2 August 19, 2024
Get the Clitty littermug. Alternate forms: leak (shortened)
Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry
Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation
Synonyms: mald, dilate
Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited
Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry
Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation
Synonyms: mald, dilate
Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited
by Aztechicano May 23, 2025
Get the Clitty leakmug. Friend 1: damn bro that party was lit, there was so many girl.
Friend 2: yeah that party was so clitty!
Friend 2: yeah that party was so clitty!
by Boo-Z May 29, 2018
Get the Clittymug. Another word for clit that all these hoes at parkland in 8th grade use and they think they’re cool. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤮🤣💦😭🤤😆
paige: Heyy clitty, who touched your clit at the party last night???
jorja: no one wanted my fish lips last night ;(
jorja: no one wanted my fish lips last night ;(
by clittynigger July 21, 2018
Get the clittymug. Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"
*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!
"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!
"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017
Get the Gonna-clitty-clattymug.