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Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
by megaman21 November 16, 2010
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cliterature

An amalgamation of clit and literature. literature dealing with the clitoris, that is, pornography.
the internet is a good source of cliterature.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
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clittoris

A stupid-assed way of spelling clitoris.
Hey, I'm a dumbfuck and don't know how to spell clittoris!
by teh Lita November 20, 2004
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clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.
It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.
by Yo mutha May 14, 2006
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Cliterature

alternate definition: 1970's derogatory term for women's literature. Now archaic.

Concept was that writing was either literature or it was not literature, so any attempt to manufacture a subgroup was somehow denigrating the legitimate body of work.

Sprang from growth of Women's Studies programs at US universities.

Sometimes also used to describe Comparative Literature, although usage may have faded into obscurity.
she majored in English and minored in History, then switched to cliterature
by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006
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cliteris

This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat
Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris
by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021
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Chitterlings

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.
I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"
by Maa-sha December 15, 2008
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