Clitorisaurus

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.

Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.

by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010

Webbed Clitoris

An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!

Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.

by Butt o'secks March 23, 2008

clitorub

when you rub the clitoris

Ho: clitorub me!
Tiger woods: ok
ho: oh yea!!!!

by thedarkpower January 5, 2010

Inverted Clitoris Cheeks

The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.

Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."

by Michael Literis December 18, 2019

clitorungus

the act of cunnilingus with important emphasis on the clitoris.

I bet she'll orgasm if you give her clitorungus

by chi chi anderson June 11, 2006

Orange Clitoris

The female equivalent of blue balls. What happens when a female does not reach orgasm during sex.

Girl:OMG are you done?!
Guy: Yeah, wasn't that great?!
Girl: Yeah, so great i just got orange clitoris!

by Safuraliciouslydeliciously August 22, 2008

clitorunt

Similar to the cluntoris, but for smaller women who have smaller "female areas." Don't let this fool you, as it is just as dangerous as the cluntoris and though it has a cute pink exterior, the inside is black and slimy as the cluntoris. Be warned.

"hey baby, that's some hot cute pussy you got there... lemme just do ... O. MY GOD... AHHHHHHHH is that a.. .a ..a (slow and painful death).

"muahahhaa yes, it is a clitorunt!"

by jimjim1 September 21, 2006