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The Clitoris

(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.

Originates from the old adage:

Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.
Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.

Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.

Steve: 'Ken oath.
by Riccardinho July 18, 2014
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Indian in the canoe!
"I looked down at my skirt and i realized the indian in the canoe was starrting to sail out
by brenton January 7, 2005
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Netflix and Clitoris

Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.
Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"
by speckman April 18, 2019
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clitoris rex

Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs
by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003
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Clitoris

The g-spot. I love watching men try to hit the clit. It validates men who know exactly how to reach that rainbow. The clitoris is a gateway drug to a full blown orgasm.
Find the clitoris? That's the name of a captain right?
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
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Best substitute for chewing gum ever. Kinda hard to carry in your pocket, though...
by Huidos January 6, 2004
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Clitorisis

A large clilitros about the size of a penut.
Man she had a clitorisis!! it was scary.
by JeffnJelly December 27, 2010
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