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The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.
Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.
by karlos February 22, 2005
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Drilling vacuum cleaner

When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period
Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed
by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021
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Creampie cleaner

A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.
I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.
by Scalphunter63 October 14, 2017
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vaccum cleaner

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.
God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!
by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008
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West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010
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Demon Cleaner

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.
by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009
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