cluster spunk

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.

Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"

by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009

Clusterfucation

"Clusterfucation" is the combination from the term Cluster Fuck. This word was originally created from an I.T. standpoint for use in corporate staff meetings at a large RV Manufacturer where foul language was not permitted. This word can also be use to describe an individual based upon something they did or are doing that will result in failure.

This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.

This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.

This project/task did not go well. Time lines and objectives were not met and at each stage of this project/task seemed to bring on additional issues. The result of this has ened in nothing less than total Clusterfucation.

by hACmAN2u March 8, 2011

Cluster Child

Noun |
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.

2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.

Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?

Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...

Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!

by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011

New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.

I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...

by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011

Cluster fung-shway

Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.

At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway

by Brian Jones, The original accept no imitations April 25, 2008

clusterfuck

A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.

Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."

by The Fucking Police September 19, 2006

Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009