Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)

I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough

by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019

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Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).

Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!

by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020

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Clark Kent'in

Clark Kent'in is the act of balancing out brain with brawn. It reflects the understanding that although it is extremely important to be consciously aware of the physical, objective qualities of life relating to one's self, it is equally important to exercise and grow our mental, subjective qualities as well. After a hard workout at the gym and a healthy meal it is extremely beneficial to put on your reading classes and pick up a book with the intention to educate yourself and expand your mind. Clark Kent'in makes an individual holistic and complete and increases perfection over the mind, as well as the body. Clark Kent'in sets the human being aside from the animal. It reflects the dualistic aspects of the perfect being reconciled into one form, as if Super man and Clark Kent were consolidated into one concept, projecting all the most positive physical and mental attributes simultaneously, having the best of both worlds as opposed to focusing on and developing only the objective attributes of ourselves that are empirically accessible for judgment by society.

Dang, girl! You just worked out for 2 hours at the gym and now you're Clark Kent'in?! Where do you find the time?!

by C D B August 28, 2021

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Clark Kents

1. It refers to sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade. It is a fashion accessory that make buff or masculine men look geeky. When the (sun)glasses are taken off, the geeky looking buff men now look like superman.

2. Masculine or buff men who wear sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade that makes them look geeky. But, when they take off their (sun)glasses, they look like superman.

1. Those Clark Kents disguise his true masculinity just like Superman.

by RJBnovember May 7, 2012

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Clark magnet high school

Clark Magnet High School is essentially a gay school for nerds, even though everyone gets accepted. At Clark Magnet Gay School, you will find bangers going into the bathroom every 5 seconds to satisfy their nicotine addictions. It is 98% Armenian, and the other 2% is hispanics and white ppl that actually try. There’s rarely any fights cuz everyones gay and no one wants to get expelled, but theres way too much drama. It’s overpopulated with snakes, hoes, and players. The gay dress code there is even worse. Hoes cut their polos and players sag their slacks. Nobody can ever go out, because of the amount of hw they give. Since its mostly armenian, all you will see people wearing is air forces, yeezys, PROCLUBS, and vans.

-What school u go to?

Clark magnet high school
-😂🤓😂🤓😂🤓😂

by stoppidd October 24, 2019

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