green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008

Carin

An amazingly cute, super quick-witted, smart and sassy take charge girl who knows what she wants and how to get it. Quick with one-liners and sarcasm, and equipped with killer dimples, a perfect smile and blue eyes, every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to marry her. She's pretty much the coolest chick that ever was, if you know her you should consider yourself lucky.

Guy #1: "Man - Carin is like the funniest girl I've ever met!"
Guy #2: "I know - she's a cutie patootie."

Girl #1: "I wish I could be Carin's bestie."
Girl #2: "Whatever beyotch, I saw her first - she's MY bestie!"

by C to the C Smitty February 4, 2010

clarinetist

The most rockin' and chill people in a band. The most amazing kissers. And often use their clarinets to beat up the trumpet players after rehearsal!

Omg lisa! Gregg the clarinetist just kissed me!

The clarinetist just beat the crap out of the brass section!!!

by Clarientworldzzz May 30, 2018

Caringbah High School

Academically selective high school in Sydney's south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des 'Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of German sarcasm, your IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!

A: "Check it out! That guy is reading Jane Austen out of free will."
B: "He must go to Caringbah High School."
A: "God bless his sweet soul."

by pens nizzle January 14, 2008

Clarence

1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.

2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.

3) BEAST.

1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?

Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.

Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.

2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?

Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.

Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.

3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports

Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.

Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.

Boy2: hell yeaa!

by zch21 October 28, 2010

Carine

An awesome person who everyone likes

"Hey isn't Carine so cool?"

by paski July 16, 2008

Clarinet

The most amazing instrument in the band. Can be used as a weapon, spit cannon, and a way to drive your band teacher crazy. it has over 3 octaves, and with practice, it sounds great. If a clarinet is cursed, like mine, it will become great friends with the repair man. The clarinetists are the most energetic and devoted members of the band. We tend to burst out into laughter once in a while, but when its show time, we run around a few times and get serious. The instrument uses a reed, which tends to break... alot. It looks like a jig-saw puzzle when you first open the case, but with a little cork grease, it goes together perfectly. Clarinets also tend to run away, or play hide and go seek, yes they do have imaginary legs. It takes a while to find it, but you always do. When they are dropped, it makes a loud and obnoxious noise, then the teacher starts laughing, then the whole band. Clarinets do not sound well when you just ate LOTS of pretzels, and backwash gets in and comes out the cannon. With bass clarinets, the sound is low and its extremely hard to reach a high C. You can't drop a bass clarinet because there is a neck strap around your ankle, just kidding, your neck.

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drop my Clarinet during rehearsal! ITS THE CURSE

by JoJoU October 17, 2008