don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

Steven the storm chaser

Dramatized, exaggerates, always incorrect, blankets blankets blankets

Steven the storm chaser, will chase a fart in a blokes pants and call it a ecl...

by Chaser1 June 8, 2017

cut to the chase

1. to get to the point without wasting time

2. to say what is important without delay

"We don't need to hear everything, just cut to the chase."

by violetsparker February 17, 2020

Wild Google Chase

Searching for information online in a frantic way, often characterized by repeatedly linking to other sites, so that you lose track of whatever it was you were originally searching for.

"She was talking about a band called Ludlow Station, and it sent me off on a wild google chase."

by lilserif May 16, 2007

ambulance chaser

Ambulance Chaser
An Ambulance Chaser is a term for an unethical lawyer, especially those who represent plaintiffs in personal injury actions.

Origin
The term is derived from lawyers who follow ambulances to hospitals after a person is injured, usually determined through the lawyer's use of a personal police/fire radio scanner, in order to attempt to drum up business by convincing a victim that he or she needs to sue, or by simply being the first lawyer in contact with the victim, generally when the victim is most prone to suggestion and easily talked into suing.

In most jurisdictions, lawyers can be disbarred if caught engaging in such unethical behavior. Bar associations regularly dispatch investigators to large-scale disaster scenes to look out for unethical lawyers or their non-lawyer agents (known as "cappers" or "runners").

Good Example of Ambulance Chaser:
A lawyer who comes to a classroom and asks the students who were bullied to sue the bully for intentional infliction of emotional distress, so he in turn can receive a large contingency fee.

by Alex Pachiano October 28, 2006

skirt chaser

A male who feels compelled to pursue and/or ogle all females.

Sarah couldn't seem to escape Kenny's gaze, and she thought of him as a skirt chaser.

by Skylark January 26, 2004

team chaser

A person who gets cut from an athletic team and instead of taking it like a man decides to stalk the team by going to every one of their games, not in support but just because they're jealous.

On bus, looking out window:
player 1 - yo is that Brad again?
player 2 - wow is that loser still following us?
player 1 - yah ever since he got cut from the team he's been going to all our games...
player 2 - wow what a team chaser...

by Bought you a Churro April 8, 2009