Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross
by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010
Get the asshole crumble mug.1. A chubby or overweight person, usually found with a twinkie in hand.
2. A horny fat bitch who cheats on her boyfriend.
3. Similiar to nublet when describing an annoying n00b who you suspect is fat.
4. A word stolen by Nick (slownick).
2. A horny fat bitch who cheats on her boyfriend.
3. Similiar to nublet when describing an annoying n00b who you suspect is fat.
4. A word stolen by Nick (slownick).
Erinzilla: I can't believe you posted out e-seckz on www.livejournal.com/~erinexploited .
Matt: Stfu Chublet.
Erinzilla: -Cries him a river-
Matt: -Goes for a swim- GG CHUBLET!1!
Matt: Stfu Chublet.
Erinzilla: -Cries him a river-
Matt: -Goes for a swim- GG CHUBLET!1!
by Matthew Larsen February 4, 2005
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I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
by heptune August 31, 2008
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Get the Chubble mug.–verb (used with object)
1. to strike one's member with a smart, resounding blow or blows to a female's forehead, like snapping a towel.
*Regional Slang: Vulgar. Indiana Jones Style. I heard they chubble whack indiana jones style south of wilson, nc.
–noun
2. a smart, resounding blow, a forceful whip: a chubble whack right on her forehead.
3. informal. a reminisce: remember when i chubble whacked your mom?
-combination phrases
4. combo. teabag into a chubble whack: the simple act of combining a nasal teabag and a chubble whack. most popularly used after intercourse and/or climax.
-social pseudonyms
5. chubble whackster; one who chubble whacks. did you hear about brian? i heard he was a chubble wackster. yeah, he's so cool. my neighbor is a chubble whackster too, i wish i could be like him.
1. to strike one's member with a smart, resounding blow or blows to a female's forehead, like snapping a towel.
*Regional Slang: Vulgar. Indiana Jones Style. I heard they chubble whack indiana jones style south of wilson, nc.
–noun
2. a smart, resounding blow, a forceful whip: a chubble whack right on her forehead.
3. informal. a reminisce: remember when i chubble whacked your mom?
-combination phrases
4. combo. teabag into a chubble whack: the simple act of combining a nasal teabag and a chubble whack. most popularly used after intercourse and/or climax.
-social pseudonyms
5. chubble whackster; one who chubble whacks. did you hear about brian? i heard he was a chubble wackster. yeah, he's so cool. my neighbor is a chubble whackster too, i wish i could be like him.
1. I only chubble whack my girlfriend on weekends, otherwise her forehead is red when she goes to work in the morning.
2. Tim used to be an avid chubble whackster until he got all serious with Renee.
2. Tim used to be an avid chubble whackster until he got all serious with Renee.
by Roy Marvin October 18, 2008
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Get the that's the way the cookie crumbles mug.Someone you wouldn't normally touch with Barna's dick, but if the beer googles set in you'll probably deem them bonejob worthy. Not quite fat, but a layer of blubber will usually cover their entire body. May be used as an acceptable gamepiece when hogging.
*See R. Freeman circa 2004
*See R. Freeman circa 2004
Examples:
1. Gerace: "Bro, I love chubblers." Merkent: "Are you fuckin' hammered?"
Hanley: "Jerkasses."
2. "Goodbye, Chubbler." (directed at a pudgy stuffed gopher at the Field Museum in Chicago.)
1. Gerace: "Bro, I love chubblers." Merkent: "Are you fuckin' hammered?"
Hanley: "Jerkasses."
2. "Goodbye, Chubbler." (directed at a pudgy stuffed gopher at the Field Museum in Chicago.)
by Red Freeman August 28, 2004
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