he is the best person in the world and will beat you shit out of you and if you mess with him he will have to take extra time to make sure you don't do it again and if you see one you should treasure him because he is the best thing in the world and has the best thing in the world and it breaks records. he is insane at rapping and knows how to use his thing as if he was a god . if you see a mason you should befriend him at sight and maybe even more
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After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023
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