chipped edge

one who calls them self straightedge but does have sex.

"dude, you know issacxincineration? he is so chipped edge. i heard he banged like 4 girls!"

by jackiilove February 17, 2009

Chimpler

Portmanteau of cheaper and simpler.

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.

by Cilldar September 2, 2010

canadian crippler

Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.

Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!

by Jdeleons September 12, 2005

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

Chipped Ham

This word is mainly used for a girl that is beat (has alot of sex). Her vagina lips hang down really low...looking like chipped ham.

Damn, Nicole sleeps around alot, i bet she got chipped ham.

by Blue_Bomber April 30, 2004

Crippler

The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.

I was headed for the restroom when I got hit by the crippler and almost shit my pants.

by king of the shitters August 13, 2009

Crippler

The Crippler is a person with a huge penis.

Do yo wanna see the crippler?

by Mungzilla November 24, 2007