Chernobyl Handsaw

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.

"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"

"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"

"oh man, thats brutal"

by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011

Chernobylize

To destroy or ruin something

"When I grow up I will Chernobylize the world"

by Banterman69 February 18, 2015

chernyn

chernyn is a very humourous person. she is beautiful but can whip out a double chin real fast. she is a mature person and doesnt mess with your bullshit. dont mess with them! they are kind too! they are the best people to be besties with!

annoying bitch : im always right!!!
chernyn : omg just stfu!!

by peanutdonut December 13, 2019

Chernyn

Chernyn will be one of the weirdest people u know. But as u get to know her u might just fall in love , she is prone to making funny noises when bored. But don't mess with Chernyns, when they get mad, it's hard to come out alive.

Damn that person is totally a Chernyn.

That person is as weird as a Chernyn.

by SprinkleDonutz December 13, 2019

Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

cernt

a woman's vagina.. not in a nice way though

Dorothy, get your cernt out of the deep-fryer!!!!!!

by joosht June 16, 2008

Cheanus

A male given name: from a Powhatan word meaning “child size penis”.

Man, that guy really has a cheanus!

by Sylvia blue December 3, 2020