channel

to invoke the style or characteristics of another person

Lenny Kravitz is channeling Jimi Hendrix in that new song

by nickh January 5, 2008

Cannery

Used in the Dominican Republic as a way to describing something rad.

Synonym for "coolness" but actually more cool.

It comes from the slang "vacano" or "vacaneria" which means cool/great.

"That's cannery"

"Yo, that's so cannery"

by jeanisimo March 30, 2017

channel crusader

Someone who reads conversation from many text channels in order to catch up in conversation. Mainly people who aren't online very often, and feel the need to catch up. Sometimes channel crusaders reply to messages from previous conversation, whether the conversation was made months or weeks ago.

I just added Tim to the server, why did they read and react to each channel?? This mfers a channel crusader.

by PxlGuuse July 23, 2023

clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied

"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."

by Galactic DICKtator February 4, 2013

Plan Changer

Some who always feels the need to change the plans that everyone else has agreed on.

Matt: Is everyone ready to go to the speakeasy?
Lisa Ann: Why doesn't everyone come to my house instead? I'll make lasagna.
Matt: Stop it. You're a plan changer!

by Don Pedro S. August 30, 2013

Disney Channel

1. What used to be a great channel, with shows like Kim Possible, House of Mouse, Recess, and Doug. It wasn't long until these shows ended up getting shit-cancelled and now we're stuck with mind-numbing crap such as Austin & Allie, Dog With a Blog, and A.N.T. Farm.

2. The only two good shows nowadays on Disney Channel are Gravity Falls and Wander over Yonder, which both ended up getting ass-hauled to Disney XD, something I don't have and don't care to waste my money on. Let's see how long it'll take before Disney Channel screws themselves up even more.

Some random friend: Hey, have you seen that new Disney show Wander over Yonder?

Me: Yeah, it's one of my favorites shows on Disney Channel along with Gravity Falls. Problem is both of those shows got moved to Disney XD, a channel which I don't have.

Why must everyone at Disney be such a douchebag?

by WhyDoPeopleHateEachOtherSoMuch May 9, 2014

Disney Channel Singer Syndrome

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.

Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."

by Arboretum July 16, 2016