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breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.
(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.
by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009
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Championship

1. Chad Pennington as QB.
2. Fucking 2 girls in 24hrs.
3. Derek Tate in one of those girl's bushes.
4. Being better than you
None Needed. CHAMPIONSHIP
by MCBackpack March 24, 2009
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breakfast of champions

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.
by Yazzy July 27, 2005
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Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.
To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.
by hughmonger November 3, 2003
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Champions

The New England Patriots won Super Bowl 38, thereby becoming champions of the NFL....again.
by Vincenzo February 4, 2004
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breakfast of champions

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.
breakfast of champions, it will change your life.
by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006
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