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Chalapi

Exactly as the word sounds, it is a bootlegged, beat up car that sounds like lawn mower when running.
I was hoping my parents would get me a good car for Christmas, instead they got me this chalapi.
by clutch_charles December 21, 2014
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chalandae

Damn did you see chalandae her ass Fat
by J fona July 17, 2017
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challah bread

That Jew makes a lot of challah bread from investing.....
by Happy Bunny March 26, 2021
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chalanfet

When you get this very very bad feeling in your stomach and feel like you’re going to have explosive diarrhea while sneezing.
“Oh dude, I’m chalanfet right now.”
by DeluxeEdition June 14, 2021
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natalia.chalamet

Did you hear about natalia.chalamet?
Yes! She saved my grandma from a burning house and payed for my college tuition
by okyeahok September 25, 2021
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Totem Pole Challange

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.
Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.
by jg357 December 17, 2018
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Chalamps

Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want

"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:

Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.

"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."

"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"

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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:

Girl selling drinks:

"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"

"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."

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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:

"Hey man, you can't park here!"

"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010
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