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HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers)

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.
HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.
by McLanahan O'Shetfield February 27, 2008
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Centerville, Ohio

A suburb of Dayton, Ohio with an unusually high concentration of bros. While the population is large, you cannot go anywhere without running into people you've known since middle school. Entertainment includes Bill's Donuts, 24 hour Starbucks, and chilling at one of the many parks until the police kick you out. Everything in the Ville is artificial, but if you don't mind that it's a nice, safe suburb with a wonderful school system. As lame as Centerville seems at times, it churns out some of the coolest people you will ever meet.
Paul: Where you headed tonight?
Jack: Centerville, Ohio...
Paul: Oh...lame...
Jack: Yeah but all of my COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD will be there.
Paul: I wanna come!
by ohioaddiction June 18, 2011
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Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.
"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"
by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017
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center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
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Enrichment Center

A fancy way of saying Neurotoxin container
Did you just shove that aperture science thin we don’t know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator?

Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated was. It was a morality core they put in me when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
by Reichschancellor William April 21, 2021
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Micro Center

Founded in 1979, Columbus, Ohio by John Baker and Bill Bayne, Micro Center is the best, most magical, wonderful, and awe-inspiring place in the world. It has any piece of electronic hardware you could desire and simply entering a Micro Center could cause you to have a small brain aneurysm. Their product list consists primarily of parts and accessories to personal computers. A small list of products they carry is: CPUs, motherboards, graphics cards, power supplies, cases, CPU coolers, hardline water cooling kits, AIOs, memory, HDDs, SSDs, M.2s, cooling fans, PCIE expansion cards, computer mice, keyboards, headphones, speakers, desk mats, computer chairs, laptops, prebuilt desktops, and enough RGB hardware to hijack Christmas. All computer enthusiasts are required to experience a Micro Center at least once in their lives. Their prices somehow manage to rival those of online stores and simply browsing the shelves is entertainment within itself. They constantly give away free stuff like Bluetooth headphones and USB drives through their Insider Program (newsletter) and have 25 locations across 16 states. They unfortunately do not have any locations outside the United States and do not ship internationally but if you're visiting the United States and find yourself in-range of one of their locations, it's definitely worth the stop.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I'm going to Micro Center"

Guy 2: "HELL YEAH -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET?"

Guy 1: "Probably a new mouse and graphics card, ray tracing looks epic"

Guy 2: "NICE -- SENT PICS"
by Randymations August 25, 2021
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do-it-yourself-centered

A term used to describe someone who insists upon making and repairing everything themselves, often to the detriment of their relations with others.
Janet: Today is our anniversary, but all Joe wants to do is stay home and tile the shower.

Janet's mom: Serves you right! You could have married Billy Ackerman, but noooo. You had to have someone handy. You should have listened to me when I warned you that he was do-it-yourself-centered.
by Empty D October 1, 2009
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