Cebo

A fine specimen of the male population. He is equipped with vigorous chemical prowess allowing for him to cook crystal meth with an astonishing 99% purity. Adding on to that, he is also built like a great god with a unfathomably sized cock. His immense size instills fear into his enemies eyes whilst simultaneously impregnating every woman within a 500m radius(women being girls from ages 3+). Unfortunately, such a beast also has its own issues like his terminal depression which causes him to hide his unimaginative superiority from the other chemists. Legend says that on April 20th, the godlike cebo and cancer killing baldie will fight to the death after arguing over whether sharks are mammals, destroying the observable universe instantaneously.

Cebo: Thank you for your attention
Jurek: I wasn’t paying attention tho
Cebo: *Rips his shirt off aggressively (blinding all the girls with his unholy, god given pecs) and proceeds to punch through Jurek ripping his heart out and turning it into crystal meth*

by Jesus7777777 March 17, 2023

cebolau

TikTok celebrity originating from Brazil.

person 1: yo dude did you see the latest cebolau video?

person 2: oh my god I love cebolau, I need to watch it!

by neymarjrlovesfemboys August 8, 2023

ceball

A ball of cement spray painted to look like a soccer ball. Used as a prank soccer ball.

Bro i broke ma foot on this ceball luckily some women helped me with my toes at the hospital.

by RedSwordWords August 25, 2024

Cebause

Similar because but better. Has a nice ring to it, no?

Cebause yey

by What the FUCK, Richard? October 12, 2023

Cebastian

A guy at the gym who really fucking hot. Like, ridiculously hot.

A guy who's on his bulk and looks absolutely huge.

Gym guy: Damn dude, your back is looking crazy. You're a total Cebastian!

by EsuomTheMagnificent November 22, 2023

Cebelihle

Good idea

Today I have Cebelihle on what to do for the upcoming football match

by Cebelihle November 23, 2023

cebon

jew manwhore who lived in the 1940's. debated himslelf out of auschwitz and fucked hitler's wife. hitler killed himself. after catching chlamydia from his wife, which mr cebongave her

'apparently mr cebon is at the jazz club?'

'ahaha he's going to make into a jizz club'

by D B 4fg March 17, 2025