a small town im ohio that has more problems with dear running out in front of cars and ducks pooping on peoples cars than with any sort of crime except pot which we do not think of as a drug but more of a sexual enhancement device seeing as all the women in the area are homely. the town consist of six bars and 1 flashing red light. it also has a high school that consist mainly of kids whos parents are the alumni and couldnt make it in the real world.
in castalia we have whats called the duck pond which is the main entertainment in the area watching ducks screww and crap all over peoples cars.We also have a game reserve that you can watch bigger animals screww and crap on stuff
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A hick town 40 minutes outside of Calgary. Its famous for its drug deals in the co op parking lot and the many female tricycles willing to do what ever when ever just so you will take a ride. Underage? That's ok there are many prostitots hanging out at the grave yard smoking pot.
It is recommended that you dive around this town instead of through it.. its rancid smell of cow shit mixed with the fishy whore smell, should not be inhaled. But if you really want to get laid, this would be the perfect town to visit. Just don’t forget to be treated for crabs and the clap after you leave.
It is recommended that you dive around this town instead of through it.. its rancid smell of cow shit mixed with the fishy whore smell, should not be inhaled. But if you really want to get laid, this would be the perfect town to visit. Just don’t forget to be treated for crabs and the clap after you leave.
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Dude look, it's Castalia! She's so fuckin' cool!
You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.
You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.
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