Hot Cafeteria

A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.

When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.

Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.

by CWKI May 1, 2011

Tip-Top Cafe

The result of punting various objects into the stratosphere with the objective of landing them onto a random roof or other usually unreachable space. Intoxication leads to a greater frequency of attempts, often with diminishing accuracy.

Friend 1 after launching an empty water bottle onto the roof of a local elementary school: I just took that to the tip-top cafe.
Friend 2: Sweet. Let's go listen to the new album "Parakeet Room".

by ICARUS1 December 10, 2009

caffeineaholic

someone who is highly addicted to caffeine and will go crazy if they go several days without it. they need caffeine like a alcoholic needs alcohol

Amber's a caffeineaholic; she needs rockstars and redbull. she went for days without caffeine i thought she would go crazy

by xxprplxhipposxx August 23, 2008

school cafeteria

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.

i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.

by samdog November 16, 2004

Verde Cafe

Also known as Ver-gay and Turde Cafe is the most trash virtual cafe game on Roblox and attracts even more, trashier people to it than thought humanly possible, not to mention that they "Don't serve" the following:

Dead Dog Pizza
Garlic Milkshake
Diet Water
Felipe Dr. Pepper

The list goes on and on...

It's safe to say that their over-professionalism and unnecessary levels of grammar make up to be the most trash cafe known to man.

Just visited Verde Cafe, I vomitted as soon as I realized they gave me coffee from 1873.

by ThePleadTribe April 7, 2020

Cafeteria Christian

One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.

dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."

guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"

by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010

caffeine nap

When you drink coffee or caffeinated soda, then take a nap, and when you wake up in 30 mins or an hour, the caffeine is just starting to work, so you're very awake.

Ah shit, I'm totally wiped out. I stayed up until 6am at that party.
Dude, here's some coffee. Take a caffeine nap.

by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007