Cankle Fest

When you are at a bar or club and there is an over abundance of fat chicks

Went to Champ's last night with a few friends, what a fucking cankle fest!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

carnaldestism

(a combination of the words "baptism", "carnal" and "desire" ): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.

a warning to ladies who have not had their carnaldestism yet: do not get drunk right beforehand; doing so is retargerous. you may later regret your decision

by Sexydimma March 9, 2015

Cephalic Carnage

The most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre. WARNING: Listing to this band may cause an adrenaline rush so powerful that one will colapase into an epileptic sezuire untill the next song.

All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

canker whore

A whore that has herpes.

I might have let that canker whore come in my house, but I refused to let her use the bathroom. No herpes on my toilet seat!

by tits r tits February 15, 2008

CANK

The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).

Grab a ball and let’s CANK.

Neymar would be a killer at CANK.

by Corekneelius September 17, 2019

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.

Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.

by LaSpillway August 2, 2011

Carnage

1. Mass murder.
2. A nice Mayhem song. Euronymous' best.
3. Quite possibly Spiderman's worst enemy. One indestructible motherfucker!

Carnage wreaked Carnage while listening to his favorite Mayhem song, Carnage.

by Thrasher13 July 8, 2009