Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls

He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas

by Jellie is real March 19, 2021

carde

Azn sensation that rocks the nation
The tower of power to sweet to be sour
One crazy azz gamin mofo shut yo mouff!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Shopping carted

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.

boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

by epicbeastgamer99 May 21, 2020

Cared

Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.

"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."

by Goldilocks4 June 11, 2014

Carden

Verb - "to pull a Carden"
1. to put a co-defendant on the stand without regard to 5th Amendment rights
2. to dispose of a case without any regard for victim compensation
3. to call up a Bureau Chief and curse them out
4. also see: uncouth - crude, unrefined behavior

I wanted to bitch out Mike but instead I called a Bureau Chief with the same first name and left him a vulgar voice mail. It was a classic "Carden".

or

I pulled a real Carden when I got drunk drinking 40s at the holiday party.

by The Bar Taker April 1, 2010

Caded

To be booted out from your job for slow performance issues. It comes from the ancient Greek belief that one may not work more than 40 hours per week and that overtime is a forbidden action.

If you don't deliver the job on time, you will be caded out from the office immediately.

by Jorge I. Alfaro July 29, 2007