caprisunstenosis

It's a medical condition where there's a lack of capri sun in the body which makes big man, big sad.

Requires a medical diagnosis
Treatable by a medical professional
Critical: needs emergency care
People may experience:
The big sad
Bad performance in Valorant

After being diagnosed with caprisunstenosis he went 2/16 last valorant game.

by Emelia Innocent the 10th March 5, 2021

cariadism

A mental illness caused by the relationship between Briana Matthews and Selwyn Kane from Legendborn by Tracy Deonn.

“You are so crazy about selbree. What's wrong with you?”
“I just got diagnosed with cariadism.”

by notdessa October 26, 2022

nigga caprigga

A black man who drinks a lot of Capri Sun.

Yo, damn nigga.
He's a nigga caprigga

by Yoloswaymast May 20, 2013

Mexican Capri-Sun

The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.

Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.

Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?

Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.

Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun

Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

Golden Caprisun

When a catheter is removed from an individual and injested by a receiving party.

This action can also be performed when a catheter is pushed into the urethra and injested.

“I saw grandma drinking a Golden Caprisun earlier today”.

by Mr Charmatic November 28, 2018

halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down

Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap”
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit”

by NalaWyu February 23, 2019

Caprina

A beautiful girl, that will always put a smile on any strangers face. Is a down to earth girl and sweeter than anyone in the world. She is very caring, nice, awesome, and beautiful. Most people envy her intelligence and charm. She is always caught thinking and tends to be rather complicated. She has many weaknesses and sometimes can't control herself. She's like no other girl in the world. Any guy would be lucky to date her. She is the definition of beauty in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

She is so unique, must be a Caprina

by Theonlinewarrior June 30, 2017