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Canadian Suitcase

Canadian Suitcase: A 12 pack of Molson. Commonly seen among hockey players who are too cheap to buy nicer beer.
(walking into party). "Hey jim, glad you brought some luggage with ya."
"Yeah, lemme get into the 'ol Canadian Suitcase and ill toss ya one"
by audiguy17 November 19, 2011
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Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.
"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"
by Samazon September 23, 2012
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Canadian Rager

“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon”
"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"
by canadianrager January 19, 2015
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canadian service

An especially polite blowjob where the blower's mouth is full of maple syrup.
Dude did you hear about Nick? He got the Canadian service from Ashley after the party yesterday. They made a sticky mess in the kitchen.
by shrike92 October 21, 2015
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canadian steam train

Where you tuck your penis inbetween your legs and die down on your stomach, masturbating from behind. It should look as though you are a train blowing steam.
Derrick was amazed when he walked into the room to see Tom performing a pristine Canadian Steam Train.
by Therobbier June 29, 2016
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Canadian Snow monkey

A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.
We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.
by La Roofier February 25, 2019
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canadian fight

A fight based on forcing someone to accept your apology using the word sorry.
events leading to a Canadian fight

sorry, man.
no, I’m sorry.
no, I said I’m sorry! (punch)
by subtletee June 12, 2019
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