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Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.
by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009
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Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab
Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.
by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010
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Calon

Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.
Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!
by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019
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Calgon

It helps women live longer
Washing machines live longer with Calgon
by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020
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Coalton

Coalton, there’s not many like him and the ones that are, are usually spontaneous and extroverted and also fun to talk to
Hey it’s Coalton
by CoaltonHill September 23, 2021
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Caston

Your not so average kid with balls the size of BOWLING BALLS and has a obsession with toasters
Caston has big balls
by Toastersrule27 May 1, 2022
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bony carlton

When you stop mid-coitus doggy-style to do a happy dance before continuing.
Last night I took her home and did a bony carlton cuz I felt so lucky!
by Nunca May 24, 2013
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