When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.
Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him
I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.
I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.
by Alactraz6 July 10, 2025
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“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
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Caloria
• calories
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• calorific
• Calorically Challenged
• calorie queen
• Calorious
• Chloria
• caloradon
• Calorate
by wheresward October 22, 2018
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by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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