1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
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A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"
Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)
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(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
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height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
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blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
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