Calling Europe

To throw up. It sounds like you are saying "Europe" when throwing up.

I drank so much last night I feel like I should be calling europe.

by meermo July 3, 2014

calzonian

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.

"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."

by 65389R45V January 30, 2016

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.

Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.

by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013

Calon

Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.

Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!

by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019

Calgon

It helps women live longer

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020