Do some Calculus

To suck dick

Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and you can do some calculus

by TheLoneSaiyan June 3, 2010

Caligula

A soft-core porn movie.

That movie, Caligula, was sick!

by youreallygay June 16, 2008

doing calculus

This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.

Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.

I was doing calculus all night long last night, now I can't sit down!

by Bevo February 14, 2005

Caligula

n. A great underground MC that's conceptual song imagery set him far ahead of the hip-hop community.

Caligula "Clone Killer" is a classic EP.

by Wilford April 10, 2005

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

caligulance

1.) The exhibition of gross overspending, or abhorrent government excessiveness, always at the cost of and disregard of others.

2.) Acting in the behavior of a Roman emperor (particularly Caligula), enjoying pleasures of food and orgies to a degree of perceived insanity.

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's bar tab that the taxpayers picked up was borderline caligulance.

by Cam November March 14, 2015

calculus

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.

Passing calculus is easy for any reasonably intelligent toddler.

by category August 3, 2018