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Corona Calculus

When politicians enact unpopular, painful measures to reduce the number of Covid-19 infections and deaths, while tapping on the country’s financial reserves or borrowing money to procure as many vaccines, masks, ventilators, and PPEs for the population.
Had Donald J. Trump’s corona calculus been to minimize infection and death rather than scheme to reduce his business losses, and to maximize supplies of medical equipment and essential goods instead of benefiting himself and his cronies, he might still be serving a second term today.
by Fasters May 30, 2021
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Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 26, 2014
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first fundamental theorem of calculus

The first fundamental theorem of calculus states that (just trying to remember here), with F(x) being the antiderivative of f(x), while u stand for the upper bound and l stands for the lower bound, the definite integral of a function f(x) is equal to F(u) - F(l).
"Solve the integral from 2 to 3 of x^2" Well, this should be easy. Just use the first fundamental theorem of calculus.
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!
by CMCTT June 26, 2017
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multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.
I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.
by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021
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calculus brain

the negative effects that your brain experiences after doing excessive amounts of calculus homework
After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.
by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011
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golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.
"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."
by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004
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Calculus

Another name for masturbating which is used as a joke or as a way to say it around other people without them knowing. This can get confusing when one person is actually taking a calc course. It must be used in entirety meaning calculus work and calc cannot be used in this way.
Dude - I really need to do some calculus tonight

Chick - So have you done your calculus yet?
Dude - Nope, you want to do some with me?
by SexyOffender April 6, 2010
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