Cadburys creme smeg

To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!

Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)

by Mingaling April 17, 2009

cadburys

Code for a nice set of boobs.

The etymology (ooooh, I know big words :-D) of this word starts with the need to avoid the use of the word 'Rack' (so as to alert a friend to a lovely set of bazookas WITHOUT the target being alerted). Thus (-> = becomes):-

Rack -> Tray (Vague) -> Milk Tray (Breasts) -> Cadburys' (as in 'All because the lady HAS....).

That's a nice set of Cadburys'...

by ratherNot May 10, 2006

cadburys

Cash
Rhyming slang: Cadburys Smash

Will you take a cheque?
No, got to be
Cadburys

by Frazer December 5, 2004

Cadburys Boy/Girl

This is a person(s) that only takes a glass and a half (of alcoholic substances) to become drunk.

"Look at him/her, she/he is totally drunk"
"Yeah that guy/chick is a cadburys boy/girl"

by Peppy4320 February 5, 2009

cadburys

Makers of crap flavourless chocolate full of vegetable fat and milk that Brits devour by the ton because they don't know any better. US equivilent would be Hershies.

The lady does NOT love Cadburys Milk Tray!

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Cadburry creme egg

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls nose and procedes to blow a load into her nose.

I totally gave her a Cadburry creme egg as an early Easter present.

by Mexicnlolwut April 26, 2011

Cadburry Egging

Putting ones balls into their anus and jacking off. While jacking off and nearing ejaculation, the force pops out the balls (like anal beads) therefore making them brown like a Chocolate cadburry egg with cream filling inside. One could also ejaculate onto the hand and then wipe the semen onto the balls making them appear brown and creamy.

I was watching some porn last night and tried "cadburry egging". It was great!

by bangingtitties123 March 11, 2009