Creepshow III

The most horrible, most crap-sucky, and most unbelevably dim-witted sequel of all time. It has shitty effects, stupid plots, and horrible actors, which gives it no right to bear the "Creepshow" name. In one story, a family gets a new universal remote, and each time they change the channel, they have a different nationality! Their daughter gets weird, huge bloody bumps on her legs and ignores them! She even smiles in some scenes, as it reaches her face. When she's completely covered in the enormous, oozing, things, her family changes the channel and she becomes a rabbit! Oh, so scary! I'd tell you the other stories, but they're so stupid that I can't type them. The movie's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's so bad it went past "good" and back to bad again! It's worse than a Sci-fi channel original, even! Don't bother seeing it, you have been warned. Oh, and it's by the same people that did Day of the Dead 2, direct to DVD, if tells you anything.

Man, my DVD player still won't forgive me for renting Creepshow III!

by Mbleh December 9, 2007

creepston

a creepy person

'he was looking at me through his window'

'wow what a creepston'

by butt20000 November 14, 2013

the crepe

taking home an extremly chubby girl from the bars.. and then proceeding to fill one of her rolls full of maple syrup and then folding the roll completly over ones head

hey boys do you all feel like goin out for some crepe's tonight. No replies johny your discusting. i dunno why u guys like to eat the crepe so much!!

by stevie j July 9, 2010

creepstash

A pedophile-esque looking guy with a Magnum P.I. or 70s porno mustache.

You look so cute in that picture but who's the creepstash leering at you from behind!?

by alisharindanielle September 2, 2007

creps

Another word 4 trainers.

You're trainers are 'tic!!!

by JTKenzie November 23, 2003

creepshow

A deranged sexual act inspired by a famous scene from the cult classic horror film "Creepshow". This particular scene portrayed actor Ted Danson being buried up to his neck in sand while being filmed as the incoming tide is rising. An elegant, yet perverted twist lead to the idea to bury a person up to their neck in sand and conducting a circle jerk on the person's face, or alternatively a bukkake.

Me and the other lifeguards brought the new badge inspector down to beach after work for a creepshow, but after a few loads of man butter the tide came in strong and she totally started freaking out.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

Creepster

The definition of a man that never takes no for an anwser. When intoxicated, will creep around and make advances on unsuspecting girls. Also enjoys forcibly making girls flash.

Oh man, here comes AP Creepster!

by Creepster August 2, 2006