that ass could eat you

fucking sexy as fuck, meaning their ass is so good it could eat your dick
Have you seen Lachlan. God damn that ass could eat you!
by gingerbullfrog March 23, 2014
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you could do better

oh my! look at that bitch ass pussy over there. she said I could do better 🤔
you could do better: hating ass female
by sano ! January 12, 2022
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could care less

a phrase that angers prescriptivists. apparently people hate this idiom because it means the exact opposite of what it means if you take it literally. but that's the problem, you're taking idioms literally and expecting them to be logical. that's not how idioms work.
person 1: i could care less
person 2: you mean "i couldn't care less"? "i could care less" means that you do care to some extent. learn english lul
person 1: apparently you do not know how idioms work.
person 2: it's not an idiom it's a phrase made up by the uneducated english speakers who don't know how to speak their language lululul my variety of language is clearly superior to others
person 1: ok prescriptivist
by Crihn Bowonib May 06, 2021
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I could buy you

A saying meaning you are so worthless that you could be bought.
Hey hobo guy, your so worthless that I could buy you.
by Krotchy May 02, 2004
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I could eat babies

To be so mad, upset or angry that you could eat an innocent baby.
I can't believe they made me work a double shift on New Year's Eve. I'm so mad I could eat babies!
by madbabydisease April 13, 2010
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You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.
*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"
by Preferably Not December 13, 2018
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I could care less

This means I dont care. If someone takes this phrase in the literal sense, then they will ask you "Do you mean I couldn't care less? However, the speaker of the phrase fully understands the meaning as, I dont care.
Michael: How do you feel about religion?
Paul: I could care less.
Michael:Do you mean you couldn't care less.
Paul:Yes but in the general sense I mean that I dont care.
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