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Corrupt

by steph191819191 November 22, 2021
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Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
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While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.
Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.
Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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Corrupt

A robot from the Friday Night Funkin' mod VS Corrupt.
Corrupt is a humanoid, psychopathic, genocidal and practically immortal robot misanthrope with the interest of wiping out humanity.
Person: Corrupt is really edgy
Person 2: stfu
by LorcMerc July 2, 2021
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