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Conpression

The act of being conductor and oppressing people by banning/kicking them.
StixnStonezz: CONDUCTOR KEEPS FUCKING CONPRESSING ME
Iann787: STOP BANNING ME THIS IS CONPRESSION
by is_memegod March 6, 2017
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Congrès

Verb (used without object):

From the French "congress", "convention".

To immorally charge students at the University of Ottawa exorbitant fees to reserve and use facilities on campus for events and activities. To scam. To unnecessarily stifle student experience.
She pulled a total congrès last night. Everyone was furious.
by ssaprez November 2, 2010
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congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
by Solasvegas June 17, 2011
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Craigslist Congressman

Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.
Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
by maf54_690 May 24, 2011
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Congresstard

Congresstard (kon gres tard) NOUN. An especially idiotic member of the U.S. Congress.
Who's the biggest congresstard, Michelle Bachmann or John Shimkus?
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Congressional Booty Office

(n.)- Highly secretive Washington, DC dance club (referred to in public as the 'CBO' or 'Congressional Budget Office') located beneath the old supreme court chambers of the US Capitol. Constructed during the renovation of the Capitol building after its torching at British hands in the War of 1812, it hosts some of the hottest escorts y'all ever saw and has been the site of many political conflicts which have changed the course of American history. Most recent of these was Senator Harry Reid's (D-NV) crazy fucking chain fight beatdown of Representative Mike Pence (R-IN), an event credited with securing crucial votes for the passage of health care reform. Other historic events taking place there include:
-John C. Calhoun's totally dickish keying of Abraham Lincoln's tricked out carriage, an act of aggression which elevated North-South tensions in the years before the Civil War
-The lap dances received by anti-suffragist lawmakers, thus increasing their respect for women and changing their votes on the eve of a crucial vote on the 19th amendment
-The awesome blowjob given by Sarah Palin to a senior McCain campaign adviser who, after multiple hits on the CBO's famous eight foot bong known affectionately as "The General Sherman," made the campaign-crippling decision to recommend her as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 presidential election.
Representative A (on phone): Hey you commie faggot, I'll show you where to shove your goddamn environmental regulations.
Representative B: Fuck you, you racist neo-nazi asshole. If you want to fight let's take this to the Congressional Booty Office, pussy.
by Cook1903 May 1, 2010
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