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armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.
by Sam Colt July 11, 2006
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Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.
by JT Miller July 15, 2009
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unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!
by Humpty June 30, 2007
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extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.
"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"
by k.o.h. January 13, 2008
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Thick Body Conditioning

thiccc with three c's and godlike Asian men, combined, via the combined powers of vogue and fanfic.
"Das sum Thick Body Conditioning at work right there," Stephanie said seductively whilst glaring at a well shaped Asian man.
by Gatsbae January 26, 2018
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condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.
All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.
by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018
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Three Tune Condition

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, you wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then you leave. Also known as Tri Song Clause.
Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Three Tune Condition!
by DaVati October 16, 2013
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