canning carrots

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole

She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?

by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010

cunningulus

Oral gratification for a woman.

The term received popularity following a SNL skit, in which Christopher Walkin portrayed "Colonel Angus", and numerous double entendus were made based on the similar sounding names.

Colonel Angus (cunningulus) can be fun at first, but he tires you out real quick.

by Stubacca April 13, 2006

coning

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.

Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches

by Keaijaf Iejsa May 6, 2008

coning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

by asupernothing May 27, 2004

Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.

She's as beautiful as emma canning

by mf- November 3, 2009

coning

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

by 2444 August 1, 2005

canning

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.

We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.

by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007