clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

by tradesman April 23, 2003

Clingtard

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is a clinger and whom also happens to be a retard about it.

"Is she still single? -- Nah, she ended up going back to that Clingtard of hers. You mean, she actually went back to that desperate idiot?!"

by kemperature January 28, 2010

Clindo

A medical marijuana dispensary aka "clinic"

The Clindo has some fire right now!

by t_basss January 22, 2015

clintoff

The outcome of November 8th, 2016 when Hillary decided to not deliver her concession speech.

Surprising the world, Hillary lost the election and failed to address her constituents with a speech on election night - she pulled a Clintoff.

by coMANd'r November 9, 2016

Clangon

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020

Hotline Cling

When your ex-girlfriend repeatedly booty calls you, despite you moving on.

Friend 1: Yo my ex been booty calling for days.
Friend 2: That's a hotline cling fo sho!

by iamronanx January 19, 2016

The Bill Clinton Treatment

aka The B.C.T

to get head, a blowjob, oral sex

Man, Rachel gave Mike The Bill Clinton Treatment in a van last night!

by BillJeff Clinton March 30, 2009