butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010

mouth butcher

a dentist, usually one provided by the English National Health Service

"whats up with your face mate?"
"been to the mouth butcher, cut me a bit and yanked 3 out"

by Foxhill January 12, 2005

hot and bothered

adj. a state of sudden yet subtle arousal

"Carla, don't wear your thong with those jeans..it gets me all hot and bothered"

"I was so hot and bothered by his manly looks, I couldn't stand up"

by Ali Butz April 30, 2008

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003

butcher's

In cockney rhyming slang, to "have a butcher's" means to have a look, from the rhyming slang "butcher's hook".

Let's have a buthcer's around the grounds then, shall we?

by Santi July 29, 2005

Buttered

1. To be harshly, intensely high off of marijuana and the like. Typically used by people that are past the point of several hits, as your average sober Joe will use more sophisticated terms such as 'blazed' or 'lit'.

Dude. Me and the guys split a dub last night, and we got four fat joints, two huge grape blunts, and two fat bowls going around the group at the same time. We got so buttered man!

by TheWeedHead November 21, 2013

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006