Bummerine

bumməˌrēn

Verb: The act of placing your buddy's nose betwixt your buttocks and riding it like a hobby horse after they have succumbed to excessive alcohol or recreational drug consumption.

Noun: Deterrent. "Moderate your consumption of alcohol or there's a possibility you will fall victim to a bummerine."

Exclamation: The expression of exaltation while performing said act.

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BUMMERINE

The remaining guests of the social gather knew it was time to vacate when the host performed a bummerine on his best friend.

by SquireStudman April 8, 2022

Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007

dick bummer

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment

The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer

by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

Strummer the bummer

A below par bay operative who thinks he is the best.

Oh dear Strummer the bummer loaded the wrong lorry again

by Dw86 January 7, 2020

belgian bummer

In German Shiza video's; a man penetrates another man casuing them to fart inadvertantly.

Dude, that was the biggest belgian bummer i've ever heard.

by The Gigglist September 17, 2005