Buckle Buddy

A rodeo cowboys sexual conquest. A buckle buddy is most easily distinguished by the Prize buckle given to her by the rodeo cowboy after a night of hot sex. The buckle on the buckle buddy is a territorial marker that is meant to keep other rodeo cowboys from attempting to mate with the buckle buddy. Someone who steals a prize buckle from a cowboy only does is because they wish to be a sexual conquest of the rodeo cowboy. Any man who wears another mans prize buckle is a homosexual for the rest of his life. Any rodeo cowboy who is not a homosexual would never put this buckle back on. Rodeo cowboys do not loan or borrow out their prize buckles to anyone they aren't having sex with.

When cowboy A realized cowboy B had on his missing buckle, cowboy B said that cowboy A had loaned it to cowboy B. Cowboy A knew cowboy B was lying and stole the buckle. Cowboy A no longer wanted the buckle because he has no desire to have a male buckle buddy.

by tractorpusher May 13, 2014

Buckled

When someone backs away from a curveball in baseball and it breaks in for a strike.

"Wow Trevor is a dumbass he just got buckled on that curve"

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005

huckle buckle

As you're stroking your favorite girl in her pooper, reach forward and grab her wrists out from under her. Just before her precious face hits the carpet, donkey-punch the little whore in the back of the head thus causing a sudden seizure of her plump little rectum. Beware boys, better get your jizz on cause they really don't take too kindly to the carpeting

Dude, I huckle buckled your mom last night and now she wants it again. What should I do?

by Rodeo Cowboy July 31, 2009

Buckle bake

A human face with ecstasy in the bloodstream.

Show us your best buckle bake.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

ho buckle

The reverse tramp stamp. A tattoo on a girl's lower abdomen.

"Dude, she had a tattoo on her lower stomach. Imagine a tramp stamp but on the front."
"Oh, you mean a ho buckle?"
"Did you just make that up?"
"Yea, isn't it genius?"

by mazikthealchemist March 19, 2014

Buckle-tuck

When one has a unexpected erection and is forced to walk into public and hide the erection in his waistband.

Tom woke up with a boner with a knock at the door so he performed the faithful buckle-tuck to stealth fully have a normal conversation with a raging hard-on.

by Buckle-Tuck December 24, 2014

Buddy Buckle

The act of two people buckling together, usually children, in a vehicle because there are not enough seats.

You guys get in the back and buddy buckle.

by Hapy Camper January 15, 2015