Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Turd bumper

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds

Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!

by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

Bumper Cars

When two lesbians have sex. Nothing goes in or out, just a lot of bumping of things.

Paula and this slut went to play bumper cars...and I watched them play all night...

by Remy November 8, 2004

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

brummer

giving your sex partner a hummer, while fingering their butthole at the same time.

she gave me a wicked brummer, dude.

by jrcrumbs May 17, 2009

beaver bumper

lesbian

"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."

by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003

vagina bumpers

Lesbians! Instead of taking the dick, they just bump vaginas to get turned on.

1 Sara and Lisa are in the back room vagina bumping, who the fuck invited them to the party? Wait, fuck it, where's the camera?!

2 Did you hear that Betty and Donna are vagina bumpers?! Go figure!

by saulisdead July 16, 2008