Brockstofarianism

Rocking out with Brocksto. If you don't know who that is the person in your life you won't forgot. Even after a million years.

Brockstofarianism is the best thing in the world.

by iMzTyLeR July 21, 2011

Brocurious

(noun) a bro who just miiiight be gay

"Whoa, is Nick gay? He and Chris are always posting so many pictures on Facebook together!"
"No, he's not gay, just a little brocurious."

by MarthaandConrad September 9, 2013

Brocest

When two people within a friendship group, especially two men within a fraternity, start dating and make hanging out as a group feel really weird

Ricky: dude it feels so weird since Johnnie and Marko started dating
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man

by Skadylan April 18, 2015

brocuzzi

An assembling of men for the specific purpose of imbibing fermented or distilled grains, objectifying the opposite sex, and emoting machismo in a hot tub or other heated water source where no females are present. (Related Articles: Broing Out)

The ski trip wasn't complete until the boys and I pounded some brews in the brocuzzi.

by bhm1391 September 14, 2016

BROTUS

First Gentleman of the United States. Comes from the acronym for the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS), but this (for obvious reasons) fits better than the acronym FGOTUS.

A: Yo, did you hear that Hillary lost the election?
B: Yeah, guess Bill Clinton won't be the first BROTUS after all...

by Toblucz November 21, 2016

Brohus

The meaning of being a "Brohus" is the same as being a douchebag.

Wow, he's such a Brohus, let's not talk to him

by hailthelord August 24, 2017

Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.

(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."

by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017