Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023

joshua braid

A smelly unique looking individual usually works in finance.
Tends to be decent at games and nothing else.
Sussy bakka

Matthew:Joshua braid tried licking my bum today.

by Samsung smart fridge November 22, 2021

sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

Braids

Shortened form of "brain aids"

Robbo clearly has lost his mind, he must have braids.

by SisterFista June 24, 2021

Look at that bitch braids

Commonly used to refer to a girl with braids that look like a dried up wig that got electrocuted into an improper fraction, or in simple terms a girl who has fucked up braids

*points to a girl with shitty braids "Oooh, look at that bitch braids. "

by Mannymoons September 13, 2022

A.I. With The Braids

A.I. With The Braids is, given the context, a synonym for artificial intelligence, a bot (in a video game), a player (in a video game) who is absolute garbage, or in-general just a dumb person. AI Dungeon, NeuralBlender, WALL-E, CS:GO bots, and Drake can all be said to be A.I. With The Braids.

The phrase comes from the song A.I. With The Braids by The Game.

Person 1: Covid made my friend A.I. With The Braids.
Person 2: I think God should kill you.

by Works Cited May 8, 2022

Ball braiding

A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.

I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski

by Joaqúin Hanzais Santos November 6, 2022