Braiden

A homosexual who has a hot mom. Is usually horrible at sports.

Dude 1 "He's pretty cool." Dude 2 "Yeah but he is a braiden." Dude 1 "Really? I've seen his mom but i didn't know he was gay."

by Shekeya October 6, 2011

brained

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008

Braiden

AN ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braiden is a dickhead.

by superboy900000 November 5, 2018

Braiden

A white man whore who usually ends up dating short, ugly, older girls.

Lucy: Ew, is he a Braiden?

Laura: Yeah I think so.

by Theforrealbunny October 27, 2014

Braider

An awesome kid who is a freakin good athlete. Has excellent manners. Sexy body that the ladies can't resist! Good kisser! Really nice and tall dark and very handsome. A great friend that you can count on. Braider is someone you don't want to lose. Smart! Has a urning for knowledge just not when it comes to history. Knows what he wants and goes for it! Great with kids. Big dick! Has a love for sheep! Great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh! Great personality- strong work ethic. A little concieded. A big time stud! Son of Tyler and Mallory!

Girl #1- Wow Braider is so hot! I want to date him so bad!

Girl #2- Look at his body! Sooooo sexyyy!

by Sheep Shippaa January 19, 2014

Braiden

The most amazing boy you will ever meet although he can be an ass he’s still amazing

Yeet

Braiden

by Yeetyoself November 27, 2019

Port Brained

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009