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Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.
Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.
A short guy who wears too much axe body spray
Ew he smells like a locker room! Must be a Braden”
Braden by Turtles hate violence December 24, 2019
A ex football player who can’t find his place in a social network, he usually thinks of himself as the funny one but always falls short. He can’t quite fit in with football players and seems to the the whore of his group.
He’s lost, looks like a braden
Braden by Reall boy February 6, 2020
braden is a simp
person 1: remember braden?
person 2: the simp? yeah!
Braden by mercyy May 14, 2020
He is a small, cute, chubby boy who loves to eat rice and roasted duck! He loves the people around him and loves to eat, he is a food enthusiast. He loves playing Roblox and loves to hang out with friends at his house.
Braden is such an awesome friend!
Braden by dstrbd October 24, 2020
Is someone who will treat you like a princess but still be talking to someone like there a queen
Bradens dating Izzy but I thought he was dating Anne he hangs out with her more
Braden by Freddyqwerty October 30, 2020